Place Review: TPS15

Recently, I have been finding myself play a game - quite well known - 'TPS 15'. Good game, nice, fun; very competitive. I mean, it's fun: ROBLOX engines are the only problem.

ROBLOX Game Review: Goat Simulator

PLEASE NOTE: This is a ROBLOX version of the original game. If you are here for the real "Goat Simulator" which has all the information about the game, please click here.

Hello, my name is Darkie Roblox and i am a Game Journalist of RN. My ROBLOX user is lilsal5. You can add me if you want. Heard about the ROBLOX version of goat simulator? Here it is and we are now reviewing it!

About

Goat Simulator is a ROBLOX version of the original game and it's being developed by kenami. The game can be only played by paying 25 R$ due to the early development of the game. Like the real game, the player controls the goat which has the ability to stick objects to it's tongue by licking them, ram into objects and more! Rated 90% by most testers of the game, Goat Simulator is improving itself to make it's game fun to play. Made for fun like destroying stuff, making fun of NPCs and more.

Online dating in Roblox: The truth.

Roblox Online dating: The truth.

Now, first of all, this review is going to be like my OTHER review on ROBLOX success (Which is going to be published soon, I hope.) Also, RN and I do not endorse online dating in ROBLOX, and we do not approve of it.

First of all, let's understand the concept of what online dating in roblox is. People who online date on roblox (referred to as ODer's by some.) Games, such as the different town of robloxia, endorse this  kind of thing. People commonly have relationships with complete untrustworthy strangers. Of course, most people have come to disagree with online dating, but some disregard all the hate, and keep on doing it. So I am going to list some of the reasons why I think people do it. Also, I recently had a "falling out" with my girlfriend, so I  may seem harsh on online daters, I apologize in advance.

Disclaimer:
Online dating anywhere is hazardous, do not trust anyone online, for they can always lie. NEVER give out personal information to strangers via ROBLOX.

1. They are children.  
All Irony about this aside, people who aren't old enough to date, wish to date, but can only do it on roblox. Multiple traits of a person who commonly Online dates, is someone who has poor grammar and writing/speaking skills. Some other key evidence is that they dress, and act in an immature, and improper fashion

2.They feel,look, and act differently on ROBLOX.
Another fact is that people who are young generally feel more insecure about their looks, (more tweens-teens, but you get the idea.) and fake it all on roblox. So, say you weren'ts an athlete, you might play sports on ROBLOX to create a small illusion that you are. Based on this, people who try to have relationships on roblox tend to act and look a different way in real life. For example, a sane human being would not go on the street and yell "123 for a boyfriend!" over and over.


Obviously, no one who plays ROBLOX is likely to be able to dress like this in real life.











3. They are alone and out of options/unable to find "love"
This option is my least favorite, since I think most people are capable of finding someone in this world of nearly two billion, who likes them for them. Of course, some people just can't connect with others, so the y turn to a world where they can be someone their not, a world in where anything is possible no matter how you act or look in real life. It is also unlikely, since almost all if not all roblox users sign up to use roblox as their dating site.


Thank you for reading my short article on one of the aspects of ROBLOX, have a wonderful day.

P.S
Still here? Great! I just wanted to say thank you. To all my readers, to everyone who has supported me. Not only in real life, but on ROBLOX. And I would like to thank a special few,

• Arbirator. This wonderful man accepted me into ROBLOX news and helped me become the journalist I am today.
• Zakkeh. Zak, without your tedious corrections to my faults,  I would have never survived here at RN.
• CYNICALCHRIS. Cyn, my old friend, we started at the bottom, now we're here. You have always been a great friend, good luck. Keep on trucking!
• Finally, I would like to dedicate this article to my intern, Razecept. I hope to teach you much about this new and exiting world of ROBLOX journalism. 

Game Review: BLOODFEST

Hello, I am Darkie Roblox. I haven't introduced myself yet. My roblox username is lilsal5. You can add me if you wish. I am the new Game Journalist here at Roblox News. This is my first game review. I hope you enjoy!

You probably saw a game called "BLOODFEST". A zombie-shooting game that became popular about a week ago. This game is one of the runner ups of the Game Creation Challenge. The gameplay and the features in this game are outstanding!

Place Review: Twisted Murderer

It's another murder game, and one that has been here for quite a while now (actually for almost a month). For those of you who don't know what I'm referring to (or are too busy playing The Mad Murderer, Murder Mystery, or some other game), I'm talking about Twisted Murderer. Made by taymaster (creator of games like Twisted Racing and Twisted Plastic 2), let's see just how twisted this game is! (Note: This review [or comparison] will focus on the differences between Murder Mystery, The Mad Murderer and Twisted Murderer. Also, this review was written before the release of the Spooky Update, and thus will not cover the things in the update.) 

Roblox Place review: ROBLOX Success

Greetings dear readers, my name is xLando, and in the midst of my inactivity I bring you an article to celebrate our beloved Zakkeh. Congratulations, Zak, you have thought me almost everything I come to now know and utilize in Roblox News. Best wishes, xLando.


Now, this isn't a run-of-the-mill game/place review, it's something new, I like new, bold, forever wild and never tamed. Kidding, naturally, but this is going to be a type of article when I review Roblox and more specifically, Roblox game's and their nature. I will now be talking about the mentality of success, the feeling of making the front page and having a successful page, and what it truly means.

Game Review - le bote

Hello, guys! I'm EpicOculus, a new Game Journalist.

I just finished my homework, and decided to play le bote, a naval combat game that has been very popular among ROBLOXians.

Game Review: The World of Boxtrolls

 

At the time of this review The World of Boxtrolls had

2,877 Thumbs up

386,001 Visits

And was favourited 10,671 times

Game Review: Very Important Person

By:

charcle

At the time of this review V.I.P had

3195 thumbs up

397,207 visits

And was favourited 13,055 times

Speed Run Game Review

Game Review : Speed Run

Today's game review is Speed Run created by lolbunnyface, a new game that has recently popped up onto the front page of Roblox. What is Speed Run? Well as the title suggests, it is a classic styled obstacle, sped up.

Place review: Attack On Titan [Pre-Alpha]

Good day, readers, I am xLando. I would like to apologize ahead of time if this article appears to be rushed, or unfinished; I have a big deadline tonight, and I want to give all of the readers a new article. Anyways, as always I will try my best to succeed in quenching your thirsts for knowledge.

Place/Game Review:

Attack On Titan [PRE ALPHA]

By: RemonSama

Place review: Contact | Alpha

Greetings, I am xLando, I apologize for lack of content. I have been at boarding school for the past month, and have had little time to work on Roblox News. Here is my newest Place review:

Contact | Alpha

By:
ContactGame

Place review: Prison Life v.03

Hello readers, xLando here reviewing a game, not ready for the front page.

Warning: I will be entering biased against this game, it does have some pros, such as having a mediocre map, and decent graphics.

Place Review: Paintball 2

Paintball 2 is a brilliant game to showcase during the Summer Games, with hardly any faults I can think of. It is a fantastic specimen of a great first-person shooter. It is one of the three Summer Games I enjoy playing; and it's definitely one of my favourites.

Game Review: Jaws 2014

Hello there fellow readers! 

Robloxer032* here, bringing you a Game Review for a game that has been in the front page for a while, Jaws 2014! Now some of you may remember another 'Jaws' game being popular a few years back but, according to the creator, this is not that game. Why? Because there was a MAJOR UPDATE. Or at least that's what he says. Let's go check it out, shall we?

Game Review: Aduro World ThemePark

Aduro World ThemePark     

     By 1wolf1person

As beautiful as it is flawlessly scripted, Aduro World earns every single one of it's 52,272 visits, 597 thumbs up, and 2,797 favorites. This theme park is very resource intensive and I was getting minor client side lag on a video setting of 10.

Roblox Place review: Sith Empire// Hoth

Hello readers;
xLando here, bringing you another place review! This review is of a game in the sci-fi genre, so be prepared to hear sci-fi related things when I give my final marks.
I will be reviewing:


Sith Empire // Hoth
by: VitiateSWTOR

Reason 2 Die: The Ultimate Guide and Review

Disclaimer: This review may seem awkward in places since most of it has been done and I've only just now been able to finish it up and make it more up to date.

Reason 2 Die should be a game that is familiar to any veteran ROBLOX member, the member originally named PlaceBuilder appeared late last year under a new alias, PlaceRebuilder. See, the original Reason 2 Die was broken after ROBLOX got rid of user meshes and some updates so PlaceBuilder came back from the grave and gave the game new life with this new reincarnation of the game...even though he kicked the bucket around Christmas of 2013, he's back after about 3-4 months and the game is back on the front page after actually getting updates again!

Moan-up Place Review: Different Town of Robloxia

I'm unsure as to what persuaded the 8,000 people thumbs up this game? It is stupidity - nobody knows that the game was created by 1dev2, and they are giving this guy all the credit. It's the exact same game, but with the word 'different' in the title instead of 'welcome'. Oh yeah, that's a genius idea. But because half the population of that game are either online-daters or immature children, it gets to the front page. Jolly good fun.

Roblox Place review: Blackhawk Rescue Mission 3

Blackhawk Rescue mission
By: PlatinumFive

Why hello there, xLando bringing you another place review!