Happy April Fool's Day from the Roblox News team!

Title says it all - here at DarkGenex's Roblox News, we hope everyone has a safe and awesome April Fool's day! Post your best pranks that you did today in the comments!

Persun Revyew: DarkGenex

Hey guis. Just thot I wud join in and givv a big rond of applose fur DarkGenex, our nu ownur. I em shur that he well maik an awsum editur and catch ani mistayks we maik- be it grmaticul or relaitid tu the articul in ani wai. So, withowt furthur adoo, let's get down to revyou.

Abilitees/Affects: DarkGenex has abilitie tu trull ppls lyk lol He es soo funni lolz. I thenk he diserves extra pts for replacyng Crnl Sandurs as KFC supreeme rular. Ye. 67.5/1

Apperanc: 42/10 luks epical. I espshully lyk waflez. Ye. Full credut for extra pts. Gooby pls.

Pricyng: DarkGenex het Catalog at priiice of 1,000,000,000.123812938172398127 Robucks which is a uber snype for u nubs. Only 1 left in stock. Hurry bai urs tuday! Call toll-free numbur 1-800-NOTAREALNUMBUR. Gooby pls. I geev it a 10/1.

Overall: 8893u4912834918329823791834u238/illuminati.

Aiite. Ulquiorra98 signing off.

Fullu me on tweeter. @U98RBLX

Place review: Everlast.

http://www.roblox.com/Everlast-place?id=111157393

look at these frikn thumbnails

i mean seriously

best gm ever rite

u fit robots and hav guns and lik do stuf and hav kil time it fun

buildn : 10/10

dis is th bst gam evr i meen lok at tbuildin thr r robot the city i sperfclty built

whoevr built this is modrn day leonardio de corpiro lik srsly it pwn

scrptn : 13/10

guns r al orignl script whoevr scriptd dis is betr den bil gats

lik whoevr made this gam mus b supr pro liftr

fun : -0/10

u cant evn comprehnd how much fun this is

so its an uncropmehndabl numbr

pricing : 10/10

good price for a gm it only costs 0 robux and 0 tix to play overaly it is one of the best gams evry its is betr den apocalps risn and it is betr den dedzon and betr den evry other gam in existnce (excpt games mad by tinfol bot)

ok

Interview with Mechawaffle!

helo we r intervewn mechaworfle he drawd gud stuf lik this imag rite here

1. helo what is ur name
mah real name is Alex k

2. what is ur gendr
Boy, srry u dissapointed bby

3. whos ur favrit rbloxian besides tinfolbot
 My favorite robloxian is Apocalyptical because he is liek the best roblox artist evur

4. do u evn lift
Here is a pic of my arm. This is your answer http://www.roblox.com/Sorcus-item?id=80618433

6. are bananas fud
learn 2 count noob lol
Bananas r fud. Ihatefred1 is just jelly

7. whats ur favorit drawin
[ Content Redacted ]

8. whats de best gam on rblox
Obviously ROBLOX Battle by Games. TinfoilBot's games are implied, Like how if anyone answers other than MLP:FIM for a "what's the best tv show?" question

9. whats de best forum
Obviously /mlp/. Srry LMaD

10. y u play rblox
It motivates me to draw more k. Also the games are fun ye.

12. bioshok infinit is pwn yes or yes
Bby pls learn to count
What's bioshock? Brb playing CoD Black Ops 2 (he means bioshock infinite obvy)

13. chikn n wafls
Needs moar pony

15. train simulator 2013 or farming simulator 2013
U shud watch Sesame street, that hot vampire teaches u how 2 count. Cuz he's a count ye.
I don't know whut those are

16. whos ur roblox idol
Apocalyptical ye. Double question is double

17. wats ur fav memry on blox 

I have two favorite memories on roblox.My first favorite memory on roblox is the first December I spent on roblox because I loved earning the gifts. My second favorite memory on roblox is when the joined acc SpeedySeat was just starting out with Chair Racing and we watched the game get popular as we worked on it

20. writ whatvr u wnt
Still no Sesame Street? qq

srsly do u ditch school 4 roblox

whatvr u wnt

Hat Review: Kitty McJig 8-bit fedora.

hat reviw : kilty mkjig 8 buit fedira

msh : dis mesh is perfkt and it remmnds me of lik somethin a epic liftr us. its lik somthn u see out of a vido gam or sutmhn beucz its in 8 bit but lik wer in a gam so its gamseption. dis is epic msh and it pwns ok.

textur : 9 bilyun/10

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this textur is litrly perfect i mean whoevr made this texture must have spent 192837 hours workn on it with his supr potoshop skils i mean lok at how detailed dis is

http://www.roblox.com/8bitfedora1985-item?id=109529270

it is lik green and gold and green and gold green and gold and green and gold green and gold and green and gold green and gold and green and gold green and gold and green and gold and a littl bit black

so um perfect textur it gest 9 bilyun / 10

pricing : 10/10

it had a pric of 0 becuz whoever made tha hat got it fo free 

um i mean

nvm 

what i meant to say was dat it had prfkt pricn bcuz it was in a mystry box like a box of kfc or box of bananas which r fud or box of lmaders like burgerdogs but w/e

anyway it pwns ok

so pricing is pwn

dis is darkgnx with nonbiasd hat reviw

Oranges are creamy, bananas r fud.

rblox spotlit: le funny may mays

New owner, DarkGenex!

hello dis is drkgenex here so lik yea hrey arbirator was like a selout for his eg hunt thingy and stuf so lik he ned money for advurtisn and im lik "bro im rich" so i giv him like 100k robux and den he giv me this weird blog thingy so ye i hav a blog now

 

 dis is darkgnx blog nao ye and i wil giv u te best artikls evr dat r non biasd peepl do not wry thing wil stay the sam i just fired everyon who didnt lift (which wus evryon but me lelelelellee) so i wil do arrtikl about stuf dat is epik and stuf dat dosnt stink and stuf trus me it wil be epiiiikkkkkkkkk ye it wil be epik ok so dis is my blg now i wil mak te best blog evr ok

~zinc707, posting on behalf of DarkGenex.

Jared Valdez and Roblox News!

Yes, the rumours are completely true; on the 7th of April Roblox News will be completely taken over by Jared Valdez of ROBLOX fame.

Jared purchased the website for 100,000R$-- which was, according to him, "A small investment". Over the course of the next week Jared will be setting up Roblox News with new banners, staff members and an altogether new approach on news.

Arbirator, the previous Roblox News owner, has been speaking publicly about the takeover;

"Roblox News has been so successful in the past few years, that I've had hundreds of buyout offers. The second best offer was from a German user who wanted to buy the website and turn it into a German-based Bloxxenformer.

We wish Jared well in his endeavours-- And I'm going to buy a Sparkle Time Fedora."

Jared Valdez was unable to comment on the takeover bid as his account has been mercilessly deleted for the 4th time for obtaining games completely legitimately. Nevertheless we are sure that he is completely ecstatic with the takeover.


What are your thoughts about this new takeover?